We managed to track down a prodigious Neoporn webmaster,
who would prefer to remain known only as "Mike". Here's
- BSNews: So, Mr. Jackson, why do you take these pictures?
Mike: I told you not to call me that! Anyway, I
do it cuz it makes me feel good...
- BS: But doesn't it seem wrong to take pictures of
- M: Innocent? Yeah right, those little B*stards ruined
BS: How so?
- M: Well, I started to play "Neopets" as
a pastime, ya know, just for fun, but then it became more and
more, and began to rule my life! I lost fortunes because of those
damned "cute little innocent" neopets!
- BS: So you're saying that neopets is addictive and
harmful to your health?
- M: I couldn't help myself!!