Salonius Dracul

 

Salonia Dracul is a a member of the cult, erm, um, I mean "ordership" of the Rizing Monkey. He is an active member and one of their highest ranking druids. As a druid he, of course, participates in S & M with trees, performs marriages between humans and other various animals, and eats the flesh of CEOs of polluting companies. He was born in the underground tunnels of Norway. He is married to a wolf named Harriet. They have 5 beautiful kids, 3 ugly ones, and somehow Harriet gave birth to a Gerbil. (He's not asking)

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